
This was the first homeopathic pharmacy that I found and ordered something sleeping. The saleswoman gave a bottle of pills "Kal-Fax , the Millennium Laboratory and went to ask the" doctor ", who was in consultation and therefore I could give that personal attention is presumed, therefore, the proper dosage and I wrote it down on paper.
Having the bottle in my hands the only thing I checked was that it was a "homeopathic medicine" of truth and not what is known as false homeopathy remedies homeopathic unlike the real that have been diluted so much that it not have any active substance, only labeled as such but have not been sufficiently diluted if it were- so it is possible that these other substances are still active.

Checked the bottle was only Valeriana officinalis, Passiflora incarnata , Coffea raw and diluted Gelsemium sempervirens 30c, I paid and I went home quite calm. This reassurance is explained, not only because as I know what is homeopathy but because dilution "30c" is the equivalent of taking 1 drop of the and tincture diluted in a hundred million drops of water the size of galaxy-which incidentally is, for these lunatics, one of its most potent mixtures allowed ", so let alone the chances of poisoning but of finding a single molecule of them in the cunt was, for practical purposes, much less than that at this moment flying to enter the crack in my window, the winning lottery ticket ... of China.
Once there I checked the dose recommended by the "doctor" and I knew he did not agree with that is printed on the label. I mention this not because it is important - we're talking homeopathy, we - but simply to record it.
Now with my magic pills and a glass of Coca-Cola to enjoy myself, I started to commit suicide. Here is the sad record of the event:
This was like 1:00 PM *; are almost 7: PM and look at you, no sign of ... nothing. It is not that surprising, after all I took an overdose of sugar y. .. nothing. Because remember, homeopathy is made with nothing .
Although there are those who have not yet learn. AT
__ * I was wrong in my calculation, I took 100 chochos but 64 . Anyway, I think it is still a good overdose, right?
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