Sunday, February 20, 2011

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If yesterday was the Day of the Army and who was held, why not spend one day these cats ?

For my part, I do it I go and so, although not gatiza Wednesday, let me introduce you to the house entertained:


Tochiba and Tacha


Fuji and ushanka


Kiro


Sasha and Yuri


And we missed Taz, who now joins us from underground


Ah, we must also Renzo mention that although it is not family, comes every day to our patio:



Or should I say your yard? AT

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The GT200 on the Port Authority of Lazaro Cardenas

While in England facilities Global Technical Ltd. are raided by Police and several so-called molecular detectors are confiscated GT200, in Mexico the business up and running very well.

I just discovered that as the Administración Portuaria Integral de Altamira, SA de CV in October 2008 was the victim of scammers SEGTEC SA de CV who sold them two GT200 to $ 581,139.00 and $ 445,539.90 in September 2010 Port Authority of Lazaro Cardenas SA de CV joined the club madness to buy one of these devices useless :






curious thing about this case is that the price is apparently much less: $ 34,500.00.

do more than 400 thousand to only 34.500 pesos? To me that or is it actually $ 34.500 and that someone did not record this detail or that on the evidence accumulated and available on this fraud, the bite had to be considerably higher.

What do you think? AT

Thursday, February 17, 2011

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Carlos Manuel Calvo Martínez: The GT200 is a high-tech equipment

had commented on Twitter that Chiapas authorities are presuming they will use the molecular detector fraudulent GT200 to protect workers aa the International Fair of Tapachula 2011, and last night I found this note Leni Garcia where hear Carlos Manuel Calvo Martínez, director of the State Police Preventive , say the following about the GT200. I had to share here, for the record that audio the military not only like to make ridiculous statements :





Oh yes, this wonderful device on especially if we remember that is useless, which is not surprising because as you know the usual suspects , this "high-tech equipment" is hollow . Calvo Maybe we want to explain how it makes for to detect stolen cars * this crap.

Again, do not know about you but I do not feel safe or little bit every time I hear about things like this. ___


AT
* Yes, I know this probably stolen cars that detects only a drafting error, but things are not impossible that some slimy affirm this.
> Photo taken ChiapasExplosivo .

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

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" has problems with alcohol or not the president of the republic?

Well according to some bird Presidential Guard, the answer is obvious.


The above photo and asks the title, he did Carmen Aristegui in MVS newscast caused, probably due to pressure from the Presidency or to look good with it because it seems that are negotiating the grant of transmission and the possibility of a new TV channel, which under the pretext of having violated the code of ethics, he rescinded his contract. For a comment

seriously do not miss this blog journalist Eileen Truax . AT

Monday, February 7, 2011

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Forbidden Planet, a new magazine of science fiction

With a tweet from @ Cosmocapsula I find it has left a new magazine of science fiction, fantasy and horror: Forbidden Planet.


is a free PDF publication whose first issue is now ready for download . From this HBPC

wish them the best of luck to Lino Moinelo, Guillermo de la Peña, Marta Martínez, Jorge J. Vilches Javier Arnau, people who are behind this project. Served

. AT

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The convoy of troops

DAVID OJEDA
FULIS PENETRATES quietly into the kitchen and rummage in the cupboard in search of cookies, then enters the room and sits down to eat slowly, his eyes are riveted on the shirt his father, half-empty bottle of rum Potosi, in dirty dishes and wall clock with glass stars: seven in the morning. Ends and rises, walks into the room uncertain of their parents, do not even want to try. I will not give anything, is repeated while rotating the knob and the door ajar to be beaten by the parents' bedroom smell, and looks just contemplates sleeping with one leg outside the covers. Gordos both.
must move forward on tiptoes to be beside the chair, put his hand into one of the bags and find the wallet, removed a fifty pesos; out in silence, knowing that the back stays hungry, lonely, in the old closet that no longer scares you, close the door carefully and leave the house quickly before they get up to scream wildly while one does the dishes in a bad way and the other commands for beers to watch the game.
City fulis dawned wet and she likes it because it lets you go jumping puddles in the streets of the colony. The houses shine, all alike, with its strip of flowery garden, with the curtains on the windows, TV antennas with crowding. Fulis think convinced that release the same scent, and in each there dads about to fight fat, half-empty bottles of rum and a fulis potosí stealing fifty dollars. Similar homes, as the Chirris which is just around the corner and against which fulis to whistle stops in the manner agreed. The Chirris goes away.
"Let's go.
and get walking.
"I flew thirty dollars to my sister," replied the Chirris show tickets. "I bring
fifty.
not yet know what to do while waiting for opening the pharmacy, but guess who ended up sitting down to see the trucks and cars with families within a day field course. Throw stones at trees. My father will scold me. Compare pallets of lemon. My sister will give an upset. Stones kick you on the sidewalk. Will be directed towards the pharmacy without having expressly agreed, embracing, slowly, laughing at the dogs barking from inside the house, whipping, speaking of Miss Helena who comes to school with some huarachotes and tells very funny things, the Lord of the store that has hair on the ears, always avoiding to mention the parents who get drunk or mothers who never smile. Local Waterfront
realize that it still remains closed and sitting on the sidewalk to watch the cars and cash them discarded to expose the owner to stop with them. Low man and crosses the street with some keys in your hand, opens the door to the pharmacy and immediately listen to the race of children who fall and planted in front of the aircraft. The guy tells them to wait a bit, then enters the bathroom and saw the white coat, since there were shouts that are not yet connected, not the move. When he leaves, he sees them wandering among the red and green machines with English lyrics.
While the owner has the coins out of the apparatus, Chirris approaches you to ask him to change a ticket. The man is upset he has no choice but to comply. The two boys look at figures on a paper record and arrange the coins into a wooden box. Finally, the rate is on track to where he rests his sword and plugs. The pharmacy is full of strange noises (boings and blips) and opaque lights that simulate bullets and animals. First
-racing-proposed fulis standing next to a machine whose screen is projected track.
The Chirris introduces two coins into the slot of weight without regard to the instructions because they are in English, also both know how to operate perfectly. The device receives the coins and some of its wires make contact, then, you hear an electronic hum that mimics automobile engines. The Chirris and cling fulis oppress the fliers and the pedals at the bottom of the machine for the two points of light moving across the screen obeying the speed and direction that make them. The owner of a newspaper.
After half a minute the machine stops working and the two competitors feel as if something was broken, only that it is temporary because once elected the following: two dollars and rises to the clouds and, with the command sprout thousands of bullets towards an endless convoy of troops. And the two boys are no longer with them, they now will pucker the lips and twitching his fist because trucks carrying soldiers bearing the faces of the director and older brother, face Tart gets drunk dad dad dad dad yells and hits. Meanwhile, the owner just looks up the newspaper to ensure that no business being harassed, he knows that half hour the place was filled with customers and is quick to read the sports page without leaving a tantalizing idea to open new premises these little machines gringo.
When money ends are only eleven in the morning. The boys look wondering what to do, but at bottom are unaware that they go home, that fathers and mothers wandering in her disheveled and sweaty, and rice soup is cooked and the party is about to begin on TV the brothers are preparing to go to the movies or the evening. They know it and start walking arm in arm, with heads bowed to care for your feet do not tread on the sidewalk line. You feel light by the recent excitement of the planes and bullets; smile with growing strongly despite knowing that a home awaits another blow, and the screams, cries constantly.

Story published in the anthology of Mexican writing Cage words, compiled by Gustavo Sainz.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

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From my homeopathic suicide

The idea was to go to her meeting organized Adam Lerma, author of the blog Mirror Skeptical as part of the challenge 10:23 , a kind of manifestation world to demonstrate in a practical and somewhat jokingly, that homeopathy is a scam. As I was unable to attend, I decided to do it myself. Total, through the magic of the network is possible to record the fact here on the blog.

This was the first homeopathic pharmacy that I found and ordered something sleeping. The saleswoman gave a bottle of pills "Kal-Fax , the Millennium Laboratory and went to ask the" doctor ", who was in consultation and therefore I could give that personal attention is presumed, therefore, the proper dosage and I wrote it down on paper.

Having the bottle in my hands the only thing I checked was that it was a "homeopathic medicine" of truth and not what is known as false homeopathy remedies homeopathic unlike the real that have been diluted so much that it not have any active substance, only labeled as such but have not been sufficiently diluted if it were- so it is possible that these other substances are still active.




Checked the bottle was only Valeriana officinalis, Passiflora incarnata , Coffea raw and diluted Gelsemium sempervirens 30c, I paid and I went home quite calm. This reassurance is explained, not only because as I know what is homeopathy but because dilution "30c" is the equivalent of taking 1 drop of the and tincture diluted in a hundred million drops of water the size of galaxy-which incidentally is, for these lunatics, one of its most potent mixtures allowed ", so let alone the chances of poisoning but of finding a single molecule of them in the cunt was, for practical purposes, much less than that at this moment flying to enter the crack in my window, the winning lottery ticket ... of China.

Once there I checked the dose recommended by the "doctor" and I knew he did not agree with that is printed on the label. I mention this not because it is important - we're talking homeopathy, we - but simply to record it.

Now with my magic pills and a glass of Coca-Cola to enjoy myself, I started to commit suicide. Here is the sad record of the event:





This was like 1:00 PM *; are almost 7: PM and look at you, no sign of ... nothing. It is not that surprising, after all I took an overdose of sugar y. .. nothing. Because remember, homeopathy is made with nothing .

Although there are those who have not yet learn. AT



__ * I was wrong in my calculation, I took 100 chochos but 64 . Anyway, I think it is still a good overdose, right?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

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La Casita

In La Casita dads and moms are prominent and little children clitoris whiners who want their toddlers bottle and sick people suppositories that are placed, but not to drain the tears, okay? because anyway there is no way to silence those deep berriditos, but to be more measured, rhythmic and happy. In La Casita, and in children's parties, there is always bubbly and strokes of piñata feel like that someone to dip their face in the cake and frank and grateful smiles, satisfied or being satisfied, shining through the blackness of night never will. This is La Casita: there are the warmth of home and comfort, and the prodigal son, why tell them?, Is greeted with more hoopla in the Bible putísima .

There is a door. Behind the door, a staircase. After a bend, a locker. And there is, after another door and a condom fuckload House in hand, Home, Sweet Home. Thousand rooms, two thousand stairs: go up, down, bend, go to heaven, they sink in the basement of Hell. The love of parents. In the quarter, there are beds, sofas, pastes semen everywhere, children's bunk relentless grind, bathrooms unnecessary because everyone you mea the language. La Familia. Hands in the dark imprison other hand, a whistle, buttocks, wallet, repeated the same need to stop bleeding or uncontrollable urge to not feel alone out there frenéticamene. The very protection of the Uterus. Only here there is no uterus, but a thousand and a million fucking willing to let it return, although you never been there, his bowels open with desperate fingers nerve endings in the ass to go with the whistle to stimuli; They, in turn, will dampen the House with the juices of the body, blatantly cringe, banging their heads against the walls, scratch the walls lime, lime lick the walls, they, in turn, test the quality the resistance of the House while tearing their hair out, you cock swell until it hurts, you lie, you pollute the ground, writhing like a vampire at the stake, the stake will shit, I burst.
If I slip
skillfully for a room with a thousand doors, with an endless stream of thirsty animals that are dripping honey nose skunk and drag a chatty ass says here estooooy making an O with wrinkled lips, a large, rounded to O trembles and is filled with water: I am the oasis, he says, fill yourself with thirst and drink up view, or hide a treasure deep, scratch the bottom, you see, pain, Trash is superadentro, if I put one foot before the other, and address this, the first guess, I can achieve anything in this darkness. Sure, I say, that behind the glow of excitement, of these signs of smoke that rubs passion, this fruition, one foot was braced against the other, and against this, the first, in search of solitude as sincere as mine. J

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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Biensi, Ivan!

OACHIM : hello how are you! VAN
I: Okay. Thanks. J
OACHIM : biensi! ivan! I
VAN: What? J
OACHIM : q is lindooo ivan! VAN
I : Thank you. J
OACHIM : send? VAN
I : Nothing. J
OACHIM : ajajajj well'm from Argentina
mexico
you? VAN
I: Yes, I live in Mexico. J
OACHIM : in mexico like me!
? VAN
I: What the fuck you want? You sound like retarded. Net, I get stressed. J
OACHIM : which is which?

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Fuck your mother, father

Monday September 20 2010, 18:34 hours. Hey, dude, long ago you did not know. I knew you were sick, but I did not visit. I said, this company will be fine. I did not want to see you because we never understood and I felt that we were far better. And now. That was my decision. The problem is that after being away from you now ceased to be my decision. Rest in peace, Mr. Miguel Angel Sierra Martínez, Dad.

20:41. I always wanted to love me, win your love, make you feel proud of me. I guess I thought I'd make it someday. Would do many things because they'd say: ah, millet did not go so stupid after all. And now, just because you're not.

21:04. Many years ago, the last time I saw you, I think, saw me and told me: why do not you give me a hug? Come, give me a hug. And I gave it and I began to mourn. You know why? Because always, despite everything, I loved you, Dad.

21:05. Fuck your mom, dad. You go out to the yard. Why should you die now? Net you leave.

21:13. When my mom told you I was gay, you told me about and tried to make a joke about whether to go, from that moment, to urinate at the women's bathrooms. I hated you. I felt stupid and ridiculous comment. Now, however, I think maybe it was your way of saying everything is fine.

21:16. How I would like to say goodbye, say that despite what asshole you were many times, I appreciate those details, here and there, you had me. Like when we watched cartoons together ... Like when I did that joke in front of my friend Panchito ... Like when I fell asleep in the car and you took me in his arms until my bed ...

21:46. And the airplane window, I taught the city. I had no more than five years and what I found incredible. Wow, Dad. Dad. Plane. City.

21:52. What if we play to begin again? I go back to being a kid, and you come back to be my dad. But now we do it right. I'll be a good son, and thou shalt be the best dad.

22:25. You were so great, so strong, so powerful that I could not dare confess it-now-I see you reduced the disease by killing ended. You were right: I am a coward.

22:33. I thought you had said it all when that day, face to face, I told you you were not a good father. But I was wrong: I forgot to confess how much I still loved you.

22:59. And some said I was full of resentment against my father and that was not good. And others said you had what you deserve and should not mourn. And here I am feeling the worst and most stupid at a time.

23:02. Hi, Dad. Let's get a bit, okay? I stopped being so mariconcito and delicate, and you tell me from time to time that you're proud of me.

23:05. And my life became a continuous search for men like you, despise me to try, at any cost, to conquer. And never did it, just like you.

23:27. On my last birthday, two and half months ago, I wrote: "When I was little, my dad told me: Each week, we bring together a screw until a day in which we can build a robotino. What the robotino never happened, is true, but there I learned that little by little, you can achieve your dreams. And I have so many robotino to build yet! ".

23:40. I think that at some point, you said Ivan. And maybe you did not say more, but I wonder. And maybe also something I thought we lived together, something stupid, and you said my son. And maybe none of this happened, but I still want to believe.

23:48. You once told me: Talk to your brother, and me: Luis, this is your dad. But I listened and reproaches: "I am also your father? And I answered then, but I do now ... Dad.

23:49. I have dream. And, as you are also sleeping, I suggest that we are out there. In one of these, we set our differences and go back to being a father and son. Do you agree?

Tuesday 21, 2:30 pm. The world is slowly ending.

2:37. What do I do with my mistakes? Where am I going with all my mistakes? Who will deal with my absences and omissions? Where will dilute all my experiences? What ash left after the big fire? What minute silence me again I come from?

2:44. Maybe, instead of seeing you as a parent, I became a character. A flat character, one-dimensional. A villain touch simpleton whose only desire was assaulting me. I saw you, Dad. And maybe I never knew if you loved you too, if you too once were afraid, if you occasionally had any illusions.

5:01. It is exactly five o'clock. I'm in Mexico City from where, just at this time, get a flight to Hermosillo. I'm in bed trying to sleep, but I can not. Nor can I go to Hermosillo to lay the remains of her who was my father. I'm here, simply. Here.

Thursday 23, 1:41 pm. Now spoke to who was the wife of my dad after my mom, and assured me that this man who always said I had destroyed the self-esteem did nothing but talk about me like a typical dad proud of his son.